what counts most is what's underneath (noreally)

you ask yourself quietly & meek
of what honestly do I speak?
olympic competitions recall track meets?
No,
I mean to dig down unquestionably deep
have you found the answer I seek?
if not,
realize bumbling body parts solely matter
ha ha!,
that last line will surely spark endless chatter
doth confusion still reside in this ebbing tide?
Hint: a dangling pe pe hangs flaccid between thighs
pink mountains w/strawberry caps taste for desert
a night's prize if played hours well to flirt
bum cheeks float away in an endless wind
Smack!!
that sound you heard conjures a victory to win
you now see,
under parts mean the most in life
undecided?
on the fence?
try equal parts husband or wife
nudity creates harmony in the animal population
An Idea!
shall we join them en route to local work stations?
let's give it a go,
naked in the streets,
barefoot in the snow
we're going back to basics you see
shedding underpants w/not disdain, but glee
& rightfully so, you'll view all of me
remember gang:
in life's trials & tribulations
showing off your cheeks to strangers
creates fantastic sensations
& never forget:
when that smile turns toa' frown
simply dig down deep, & pull your pants down!