hipsters wear plaid.com

is the new name I thought of for a blog/website/band/book club/podcast group/garden discussion forum/beer club/douche bag situation... etc., etc. So what I'm doing is selling it to the highest bidder,..think of the possibilities. ??? (are you thinking?) you could URL/domain that beast & bam away you could go- you could mish-mash film - music - thoughts - stripper verse poetry beats with inside head amalgamated mixture of trip-flow centennial waste-super! also in the running:

hipsters love PBR!.com

hipsters are blowholes.org

hipsters suck at life.co.uk

I'm a hipster, hear me roar,.edu

benton's a hipster.com

trick a hipster, throw a fake balcony party.com

throw a hipster a bone.org

hipster: shooting from the hip for 3 weeks, or, my life jumping the bandwagon.gov

have you seen my fake hipster neon blue-rim over-sized sunglasses? I dropped them.insight.bb

I love your 3 day hipster scruff.co.uk

I washed my skinny hipster jeans & can no longer fit into them.gov

so any old, all of those are currently for auction right here, right now - you know how to get in touch with me. have any more ideas you'd like to donate?? feel free to drop them off. have a good hour today -

(oh, 1 more thing - Benton, if you're reading this: I was grabbing a quick coffee this morning down the local brew hole & there was this huge dude in the coffee shop reading Robert Frost- but he had on this black graphic T - kinda like the TapOut brand or whatever, but was huge muscle situation & he had this terrible tribal tat from like'97-02 or something- fake tan-like he almost looked orange--anyway, the point here, is that he was talking SERIOUS crap about you-no, for real THIS TIME. & more importantly your friends & family & trust me, i do not condone that kind of stuff in ANYWAY - i know how important F & F are to you & esp. Monticello- but WOW! he was throwing that around in there too. so I told this dude,.."skip to the end" & we went ahead & arranged this proper football supporter blast up knuckle throw down (if you're down for it) for this coming Saturday-I've got the time & place written down in MY trapper keeper binder - so lemme know - but I only have one question for you in all of this:

YO BENTON!! YOU GOING TO LET THAT PUNK GET AWAY WITH THIS???