I'm so angry right now,......(wanker of the week)

I don't even know where to begin. Doesn't work, and life and other people suck? O.K., no I won't be that dark, but I just received some terrible news at work. So I'm rightfully going to take out my frustrations on someone who probably has never said more than 3 words to me. Why do you ask? Because I'm mad, (I have the ever-powerful Internet at my fingertips, I am blogger-man, hear me roar!) and this person embodies a sense of corporate America that I do not like. Without further ado,...there is this wanker in our office, (everyone of you have met this guy before, albeit at work, college, church or wherever else your journeys take you) who may just be the single most annoying person ever. Late 40's, bad moustache, suspenders, eats regular M&M's at 9:15 in the morning (not even the peanut ones), and of course when asked how he is at 7:45 in the morning, replies boisterously with, "peachy keen". I haven't even gotten to the morning singing yet. He does this weird, operatic thing whilst walking back and fourth to the break room, kind of a, "la, deee, de, da". Not to be confused with the charm of Annie Hall (la de da). The other day when I was walking up the stairs, we met in the middle on his way down, I looked up only to hear him say, "the return of the mohican". WTF! I have no idea what that means. I'm starting to calm down a little so I think I'll end this before I change my mind on anything.

listening to right now: High Fidelity by Daft Punk

Aforementioned Wank-fest.

jesse