what would happen if you put a banana in the microwave?

would it melt? would it explode? would I have stumbled across a new ingenious invention, A tasty nutritious treat? We (or I, it was my idea, don't steal it) could call it nana-ness. The world may never know.

The other day my buddy called me a few minutes after the time that it was a few minutes ago, and said he had this hilarious story to tell me. Proceed, I thought as my mind was already planning on writing about it, if it was funny or weird enough for my valued readers to experience also. Well, it was both. He explained to me that he was leaving his place of employment just as he does everyday but decided to stop off for a quick tinkle on the first floor (he was coming from the 3rd). Upon arrival into the Men's room he quickly fell into a state of semi-shock as he noticed a man of similar age standing at a urinal with his trousers all the way down to his ankles. Bare bottom exposed quite like the day he was born. I myself would have been tempted to give him a right spank on the bottom, but luckily for him, I wasn't present. I suppose that's all there is to tell. Naked man finished off his business while my buddy calmly and coyly slid into a stall and waited for him to depart. I started to think about it, and seemed to remember experiencing something very similar when I was younger. What have we learned here,...? I guess some little boys are taught to pee with their pants all the way down thus exposing their naked buttocks. That's plain and simple, init'?

listening to right now:It Isn't Easy To Live That Well by Headlights

chula