so i was thinking while reading, or was it the other way 'round? it doesn't matter, but my mind started to wander a bit, not because the book was boring, which it's not, it's fantastic, very clear & concise, yet still in-depth, very educational, deducing?, aware, .......but seriously, all that bollocks over there in the mother land could have been avoided, economy went to absolute shite, & the rest was pretty much history, talk about inflation, depression,..etc., etc., citizens were forced into desperate times, so on & so forth & a raging lunatic was granted power,..we must learn from our mistakes,..(see, history isn't boring)
but back to my original point, i wanted to make an announcement & hopefully get your help to bring certain fugitives to justice & also bequeath some personal possessions to you, my faithful attendees in case something terrible were to happen to me in '09.
let's just come out with it:
the following individuals owe me a pint of lager (est. 2 pound 50)
Chess Rucker - aka Alan Rucker, aka,..cheese - sorry bro to put you on blast like this, but a debt is a debt & I have a memory like an elephant,.....i think,...
Benton Edwards - aka Broken Blues aka Broken nose if you don't come good on your IOU. (cant remember the reason, but I'm sure of it)
Shaun Stidham - listen here you Liverpool scum, you guys will never win the title, so just give it up! Robbie Keane was a bust, Torres is a porcelian doll, so pay up,..i want my pint!
I here by bequeath the following to the following -
Robert Sutton aka ROBTRAIN - my Postwar Kurosawa box set that I was gifted henceforth last Christmas day. I've yet to watch it, but if something were to happen to me, please enjoy & write a review on it. ( also, I taped Dr. No off of BBCA last night, please come over & politely dispose of it)
Gina Cicala aka Gina Portnowitz aka #1 fan,..hhmmmm this is a tough one, ya know what? in case of my demise, I'm giving you What Became of the Likely Lad? please continue the spirit of all things beautiful, broke poems, writings, verse, rants, pictures, album likes/dislikes, i'll contact you secretly for the royalty rights & legalities.
Angela Chula aka "b" aka ang - this was also a tough one, but upon further thought, i'm leaving you my ass. yes you heard correctly, don't laugh. Think about it first,...I went to a specialist wax-ass sculptor this morning & had an ass duplication job conducted. if something were to happen to me, you'll be able to set up this fixture anywhere in the house & always remember me by it, well not me as a whole, it's just my bum you see, but hey what better way to remember your late husband than to walk by a squeeze my fine tush?
that's all i'm giving anyway right now, if you feel left out, don't! I promise i have each & every one of you in my thoughts,..with love & devotion & all things total freedom & beauty, i must get back to my book,...........
oh, & tools for the day -
iPod for writing blog-background music - check
silver bullet coffee thermos (full) - check
reading material - check
over-sized headphones, optional - check
satellite remote for football match - check
United scarf to drape for good luck - check
CHP sunglasses for indoor use - check
mini' black ninja throwing star for intruder apprehension - check
ok, ok, i'm good......
1 comment:
I accept the challenge. Although, hopefully, it won't come to that. :)
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