yes, I am a cynic,....who told you otherwise?

it's the best way to be -

have you heard of my blog?
have any of your dreams come true thus-far?
what are your hopes/desires?
have you contacted your social worker yet?

are you a company man?

words i hate (some)
marketing
investment
finance
tracking
success
"you can do it"
sales
budget
initiative

so on & so forth -
more later -
must analyze my portfolio, 401K, & douche bag.

& oh! did I forget just 2, simply 2 bequeaths to members only jacket-wearing family?

(M)oneypenny - you can have my uncharacteristically witty quips, you can smirk at the man, my wry outlook on life, & last but not least, my wonderful, hairy beard,....it's yours to keep, do with it what you will!

king tut- my ninja infiltration skills, any remaining peanut butter or dark chocolate left at my residence, & (one of my prize possessions) my DIRECTV dish, for all things SETANTA, FSC, & GOLTV, retain the passion of the motherland, don't be sucked into the over-whelming hype of American sports. Never, & I mean never!, apologize for your dedication/devotion to your club & national team of choice.

the Ricky Gervais vehicle Ghost Town awaits,....