I find that I have absolutely no idea what these little "skirts" are that come pre-wrapped around muffins. Like what is this? What purpose do they serve? When Mr. Muffin invented them, was he just an old pervert? Was he living out his lady fantasy on sweet-breakfast bread? Was he simply screaming out to the masses, "Someone please let me undress them!!" I mean you get one, & the first thing you do is peel off this little pair of shorts. Why has the breakfast Doughnut been spared this embarrassing ritual?...just odd I suppose. You tend to notice these things when you get older. My hopes are that readers & fellow Lads will show the utmost respect & care the next time he or she decides to partake in the sweetness.
& other than my now obsessive AM feeding ideals, I've gained naught in the knowledge dept. with this passing of another year, except the ability to now answer, "28 mate", when posed with the age question. It's exciting, partially because it does in fact rhyme, but it's very English in it's presentation & that always lends a tad bit of credibility to the unsuspecting poser of said question. It's quick fire, it has an air of confidence about it, it's direct & to the point, it says: "I've now arrived, thank you & be seated". Oh my, I'm now in control!
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Happy Birthday!
I forgot to tell you...David said when he was in London, whenever there are two letters or numbers in a row, they say double. So like, instead of spelling your name- J-E-S-S-E, they would say J-E-double S-E. Or the last four numbers of David's telephone number wouldn't be 8-4-4-3 it would be 8-double 4-3. Fun, eh?
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