phrase of the week/month: Having a meltdown \go-ING-aipe-shite\, verb: feeling like your whole world has come crashing down:turned upside down. This feeling is often in conjunction, affiliation (cahoots) with throwing your hands in the air (once again, if you's a tru playa) and literally melting down into a pile of beige sticky goo. Used in a sentence: I've not had any meltdowns this week, just like to say that word.
"He's often akin or disposed to certain erratic behavior when it comes to the simple usage of punctuation. He daftly thinks that it very well may add some sort of artistic credibility to his drivel. I once read a sentence of his that literally looked something very analogous to this: "Manchester United,....Rules man!?{(he, he)}/i'm a wanker/everybody should,....well at least a % of you should- listen to me ramble".! That about sums up his ideas".
-That was a quote someone posted about me recently concerning this here blog.
There is this billboard that looms over New Circle Rd. that we can see out of our office building that says, "Green Fees $7.00 plus tax". And that my friends is it. No business name, number or anything else. I've conducted multiple Google searches in attempts to get some more info, to no avail. Just an FYI.
Earlier this morning I tried explaining the concept of "peanut butter fingers" to a buddy and he wasn't having it. For those of you who don't know, I believe the concept started from an episode of Friends, where someone sticks his fingers into a peanut butter jar, then simply inserts said fingers into mouth. If you're still a little slow, I guess the joke is sort of a play on words, assuming that the "fingers" part of it implies some sort of delicate, rich desert. Are we all on the same page now? Of course this long-winded lad couldn't say that. I told him that peanut butter fingers were originally created by Arthur C. Fingers in 1933, in Pennsylvania, Mass. And that Mr. Fingers was a famous inventor of desert all across Europe and the Eastern U.S. Here's the funny part: he turned his back and walked away from me, mid-sentence. He wouldn't even let me get close to finishing. This guy's my hero.
I'm buying a car today.
Taxes. Wow!
listening to right now: Something Burning by The Stone Roses
cheers
2 comments:
i have to know who said this, and where. but, then again, you won't call me back, so i'll never know. where have we gone wrong? haha.
Ummm, did you take karate as a youngster...because having to sit and watch Michael in karate is the only way I learned how to count to 10 in Japanese.
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