buy this:

It's 15 past 1 a.m.
I've fallen asleep on the couch again.
I awake to flashes of Black & White light,
same damn situation, different night.
That electric tub of lard serves it's purpose
but it won't stop telling me what to purchase.
It's true that the weak minded are easily swayed
"If you buy now, you'll get a free 6 Inch Blade".

Fly by nights,
get a life!
leave me alone,
stop being a drone.
I've told you before,
you're like a whore
who just won't stop
til she gets laid.
You'll never get paid
by me, don't worry
you're small fish in this Industry.

Should I go on? You know the drill.
Ad's, commercials, sales, Shit! What a Pill,
that I'm not going to swallow
you know I'd rather wallow.

Neon signs, rebates, guarantees
$$$$$ signs is all they see.
Am I involved in this hypocrisy?
or is it a conspiracy
to the mind and of our time
someones always reaching for one more dime.

what happened to a sense of community?
It's dying because everyone wants your money.
Oh go on! Sue me!
Frivolous lawsuits are common place
there's never a worry to save face
Because money takes all the pain away
"In the News today,
Greed took a big hit".
I don't know, people said
they were sick of it!

good morning class. that was from the mind of an oft-jaded young man trying to find his place, purpose, and paycheck in this clouded, muddled society we live in. don't feel blue, feel happy because you're alive and have a mind to think about things. Class, you all are going to do great things today, I can feel it!

Oh, and been meaning to get back to you, "Lennie":
You are (were) weak!
Remember that one time I said a few words about you
and your steaming pile of sidekick?
You tucked your tail between your legs and ran
far, far away. Like that girl in Forrest Gump who
wanted to be a bird. My words weren't that powerful,
were they?

Stand up and hear me!
This is the nail in the
coffin of your Identity.
It's being sealed with my Victory.
I'll soon be published and famous
while your famished and a lame-ass!
these quips aside, I had a ball,
you remind me of my sister-in-law.

(class, that was how to deal with a mean bully: write a poem about them)
teach.