well, well, well. we find ourselves in the midst of a monumental meltdown. Angela turns the not-so-big 2-6er today. You my friend are slip-sliding your 20's away, and there ain't nothing you can do about it. What's next you ask? Besides really thick glasses, a hip replacement, and a walker, well not much. I myself gained a lot of intelligence when I turned 26. Let's see if you can follow suit. Don't feel bad,, there are a lot of 1982'ers that have already made millions. Not that I did any research or anything, but here are a few off the top of my head,....Jessica Biel
Kelly Clarkson
Kirsten Dunst (big Radiohead fan)
Elisha Cuthbert
Seth Rogen
Anna Paquin
LeAnn Rimes
Christopher Dong (don't know who this is, but his last name is Dong, huh huh)
Anne Hathaway
Ben Roethlisberger
Kat Von D
Jonathan Jackson
Tara Lipinski
Apolo Anton Ohno (he's fast)
Ne-Yo (brilliant)
Joanna Newsom
Andy Roddick
Tony Parker
Amare Stoudemire
Dwayne Wade
Lil' Wayne (also brilliant)
Prince William (shoulda married him)
So like I said, no reason to feel bad, you're doing just fine. Lot's of love b-dog. See ya around the house, maybe we can watch a very special birthday soccer game today. Wouldn't that be fun? I'll leave ya with the single most brilliant rendition of happy birthday ever recorded ever. Cheers! (oh ya, don't worry about that rash, it'll clear up.)

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