shiny new shoes, campbell soup.

God save me from this mess. O.k. I wanna try to come up with a name to call all 7 of you. Like Adams calls his peeps Foggy, any suggestions? I'm no dictator! Simply pull out a sharpened No. 2 Pencil and completely fill in the circle next to your desired choice. Please make sure to "completely" bubble in your answer and please do try to avoid any, "imperial entanglements" (eraser marks). (you may circle more than one answer, if you see fit, or are just really indecisive)

0-gang
0-madness
0-believers
0-suckers
0-mertle
0-Harvey Keitel circa 1973
0-sunshine
0-vegetables
0-starship omega 579-ex234
0-the comma crew
0-young gun owners of the south
0-other (PLEASE PROVIDE NAME IN BLANK SPACE PROVIDED. Turn in paper before leaving class and have a great and safe summer vacation).


mmmm, we'll see what happens. Can I leave you with another thought before I part? I know I've been ramming the old words down your throat recently, but you might find this one funny. Everyone can, and should be able to relate to this one. Haven't we all been there before? Listen to a lot of good music today because life is very short and tomorrow you could get the Plague and die. Wouldn't it be crappy if you spent your last day on earth listening to suckie music? Here it go,.........

I've got Gas like a Wet River Dog Place!

This can be said when,
The night before you weren't using your head.
What was that I ate?
What is that smell that I hate?
What does that mean, you say
haven't you thought to just use a play
on words, this very well
may lead to turds.
big ones!
there's no need for puns,
this time I'll explain
flatulence, well didn't it
make sense? It can remind
the soul of a wet K9, whose dined
Of course I'm referring to mine
sometimes in our time of need
to expel that gas is nary a good deed.

Uh! Again,...that smell.