so like last night,
i swear to you I'm not a betin' man,
i'll even put $$$ on it. but company
& food & liquids & the like & my old
navyy (2 y's) battle station buddy were
reminiscing bout the old days, bombs &
guns & such,. & he was asking me about the
upcoming Ryan Adams show that I don't
as of yet have tickets for
(benton) help
me O-ben-ton-kenobi, you're my only hope,
like coming outta a droid, laser visions, get
me outta this dusty old planet so i can fight
star ships, like uuhhh, tie fighters & such
any old way
we's got to discussing ryan adams for like quickie
like 2 seconds only. & don't you know, of course
I speak only to the cards fans out there, but when you
speak of ole r.adams, which artist does someone most
def., always bring up,....?
duh! scoff!! none other than
bRyan Adams, yep,..we've all been there,..so any old way
for like another 2 seconds, we talk about b.adams & some-
hows get on the topic of a certain (Oh S-bomb!!, shane, where
are you right now, this is right up your ally) prob. early 90's
song with bryan adams that was tagged to some film starring
kevin overrated costner running around with a bow & arrow,
saving lives & such. dot, dot, dot,....you've got it!!! bam!
Robin Hood,......
are we all following here?
remember, "everything i do, i do it for you" & such
yes, like holy dramatic-fashion-reeks of desperation
gunners return to your battle stations & such.
so,......
I'm like ya, let me open my big fat & chime in on that incomplete fact!
yes, you are right sir, in your assessment of b.adams, however if my
mind serves me correct at this hr. a certain dynamic duo of over 40 sex
shared that billing, oh yes sir, if i dont say so myself, no doubt, no doubt!
rod stewart & sting were on that song,.....ha!!!
No, No, No,..says the man in the yellow shirt,
yes, yes, yes, says the man in the Rooney shirt.
escalation, Escalation, ESCALATION!!!
hands extended, shake n bake, 10bucks, line drawn in the sand,..
talking mucho crapola, like i do, on & on & On (skip to the end)
bleeps & blips from an illuminated text message machine.
questions asked, answers awaited, searching for buried treasures
yellow shirt second guessing, me,..stand tall, stand proud, confident,..strong
brave,.fist clinched,..ready for victory, ready to cash in, weeks worth of starbucks
supply,...then,....
slipped on banana peel, wrong, verdict announced,...guilty
as charged, worlds come crashing down, oh no! No, No, No!!
he was right i was miles away oh s-bomb,
those blokes were on a track together, but it was that damn dumb 3 musketteers
wanna be shite disney flick,..no aaaaahhhhhh
embarassment
so, it was this (as you & I are now aware of)
& i have never been more sure of myself in my entire life, until, well
i was proven wrong, damn darn kefier sutherland confusing me, why
did they write that S song anyway?
lessons learned, morals gained from stories, evil gambling
the devils ways, Disney flicks create confusion, not my area
ending.
2 comments:
I'm disappointed in your loss. Apparently there is this thing called "Cha Cha" and you can text any question you have to that number (242 242) and they will text you back the answer in less than 5 minutes. They are advertising it as great for bar bets. Maybe next time you should try that first, and then wager second. We haven't tried asking a question, but if we do, we'll let you know how it goes. :)
ok, well i'm sure that most of the time when people bring up bRyan Adams during a Ryan Adams conversation they do so because they are...
a) an idiot
b) confused
c) a giant wanker
when I do it.... it's just to wind you up. (and it works every time!)
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