it's Saturday, so you're waking up, dusting off, stretching, peeing, who eats breakfast? a show of hands please.
your one unmistakable thought is to, asap, check this blog, i mean how can you not? when you've over slept 10 or 20 minutes on a work day, you don't first feel impending doom, you're like, "oh man, jesses' blog, S, what am I going to do? like what if he's up to something? oh geez, oh geez. like I'm just dying to know what his pick of the week is,...."
when i slack, or just run out of ideas, or get caught up at work, you wonder, "i wonder what he's up to, i hope he's ok, oh man, geez, maybe he isn't feeling well." you see, these feelings are OK, we are a family here, i have these same feelings too. remember, i'm just a simple reporter.
(i just picked a huge booger, so big i had to walk it over to the trash can to discard, i would have tripped & fallen over it had i flicked it on the ground)
but back to my greatness, i'm thinking about charging a monthly subscription fee for my blog. what do you think? uuhhm around maybe 39.95 per month for unlimited reading? maybe i could make enough to quit my job, or buy 3 more chairs for our table that just has 1, you see, ia m poor, but very good looking & (I THINK) healthy. ha,..no,..or no,..(in spanish). & i suppose in the end pretty happy, i guess that's all that matters, happy, yes, but maybe a little frustrated.
surely i jest,...?
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I would say you could easily charge $29.95. $39 might be pushing it.
ok, all i need is a credit card # & social, then your identity will be mine.
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