dear boss,
sorry i had to leave a few minutes early
i was so incredibly bored that i fell asleep
at my desk - whilst sleeping, i dreamt that
a fire-breathing dragon swept down to attack
me - during the attack, the dragon blew fire
out of his nose & burned off my balls (nuts)
this sensation felt so real to me that I actually
peed my pants - so with wet pants & no balls
I solemnly drove home to finish my nap - see
ya monday - (i laughed all the way home)
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