Well,...Hell, I said to myself.

I left my RV the other day needin' to go down to that there target store there to get me some tooth paste. That's all I needed. Nothin' else. Usually folks try t'get me to buy somethin' else, but I resist. Well anuways, after steppin'outta my RV I said, "Well,..Hell. That there's a spaceship. (I'm glad my Uncle LeRoy taught me how t'spit) After seein' that there spaceship, then I saw me a few of them aliuns comin' outta that spaceship. Soon after seein' that there spaceship, and aliuns, I reckin' I saw some sorta landin' pad or launchin' pad or sumthin'. I even got pictures to prove it. well anuways, I was thinkin' that I'd give ole Dwayne Coffee (like the drink) a call down there in Berea'r. He's always havin' those far fetched dreams where he's predictin' things n'such. I'll tell you what though, One thing about old Dwayne, is he'll never forget'chur birthday if'in ya tell him once. He'll always know. (I wonder how them folks's'doing down there in Union City?) Anuways, I finally did get my tooth paste and was walkin' back to the RV, and did see ole Bruner standin' out back at the Logan's Steakhouse. I knew him from him bein' and old fishin' buddy a'mine. One thing I noticed though was folks been gettin' in the habit a'drivin' around in big ole cars, room enough for a full size family a'eight, but they all by themselves. It just looks funny. Strange things been happenin' round these parts for quite some time now. after'n all that I s'walking back to the RV and one of them aliuns had pooped on a nice little tree and turned it purple. Can you believe that? Your poop makin' a tree turn purple. Who's ever heard a'that. Well, anuways, me being a man of my word, I spose i'll let yuns see these her pictures I took of all these strange happenin's.
This here our new fangled RV

If'n ya wouldn't believe it,...a Spaceship

a front view of that there Spaceship

that there landin' pad, r'launchin' pad or sumthin'

the strangest thing I ever did see, this here where them aliuns pooped on a tree and turned it purple

Whelp! ya'll know me to be an honest man, I wouldn't lie bout nothing. I thhink its got everything to do with them yung folks playin' their loud rock and roll music. that devil music brings bad things around with it. Hell, I dunno.