The Adventures of Wayne Kerr

gamer-extraordinaire
dungeons & dragons
do you dare?
I've got a fashion sense as crisp
as a new hundred dollar bill
dark & mysterious wins this race
ladies Love me for this sweet face
I like to keep the hair
old school from the 70's
my next opponent will be
begging for mercy on his knees!
the shades help me keep a low profile
I'll be famous one day, so
I'm starting to work on my smile
video games, ladies & cash rule my world
while Star Wars, X-Men, Mountain Dew & risk
dominate my life at night
of course, that's when I get finished
with the ladies.

Things I hate:
Jocks
"Caffeine Free"
Stargate SG-1
The color Yellow
Sega Dreamcast
Shadows of the Realm 2 (1 and 3 are more true to the genre)

Things I love:
Hero clicks
7-11
Midnight Movies
Gremlins
ComicCons