So,.....there!

It was one of those March days when the sun shines hot and the wind blows cold: when it is summer in the light, and winter in the shade. ~Charles Dickens

In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt. ~Margaret Atwood

Spring has returned. The Earth is like a child that knows poems. ~Rainer Maria Rilke

April hath put a spirit of youth in everything. ~William Shakespeare

O.K., Class. I know I'm a few weeks behind, but it's not Summer yet, and Winter is but a memory of pain in my fingers. So without further ado, I'll proceed with some announcements and then we can have class.

A movie came out over the weekend, and in those 3 days, (Friday, Saturday, Sunday) that film made ~$380 in every second of the entire weekend.

With one game remaining, the Manchester United Football Club currently stand top of the league and level on points with London side Chelsea Football Club. If they both win this Sunday, Manchester United will win the Barclays Premier League solely on goal deferential. This will be the first time the English league has ever concluded in such a dramatic fashion.

This Sunday, May, 11th is Mother's Day. Just a reminder. Make sure you do something nice for your Mum. There is a good chance she helped you out many a time when you needed it.

On to today's lesson.

I Write What I See,..Well,..Maybe.


Here they come, this race to be a man.
Ways to Impress you ask?, A Spray on Tan.
Unlock the gate, here come the sheep.
Social Networking makes me weep.
Do I have to participate?

"Man, I'm only trying to get a date"

All these add ons
make me feel wrong.
You're never satisfied,
careful, you'll get fried.

"Your just multiplying your ways to morn"

Sorry, a charlatan finds me forlorn.
I really need to finish my book.

"This club's going to be off the hook".

Isn't it all so frivolous?
Even children say shiny objects impress us.

It's the beauty pageant from Hell.
This season will cause a swell.
Take that rule book off the shelf
It's every man for himself,
to look his best, collect as many trophies as he can.
The 2 for 1's given him a helping hand.

They're coming down the home stretch,
neck and neck, approaching the finish line,
Will he succeed in bagging his catch?

Your place or mine?