local celebrities hang out their car windows & yell things at me, pt.2

geez people,
Lex., K-Y.
stand up and be counted.
as of today, we will no longer
be issuing a drivers license
to 12 year olds.
the following things
are what people think
of me when I step foot
outside.
(I know this, because
I have mind reading
capabilities.)

criminal,
burglar,
poor,
gay,
homeless bum,
druggie,
ex-con,
war criminal,
Nazi,
Satan worshiper,
possibly even a
Communist.

What gives?
Come on, let's get
those American flag
bumper stickers out again.
Remember those days?

Oh, good news, the small
business loan you applied for
to fill up your SUV was approved.
No worries.

Hey,
Even I know when it's time
to close the lid on the PB.
I'm just out for a walkffee,
(that's walking for a coffee)
I'm not voting for Hillary.
I've got a healthy mind,
I used to have short hair,
those buttons I post are just
considered a piece of flair.

I get it now,
It's just a power thing,
I understand.
The American way,
right?
If you ain't just like us,
well, you know the rest.

Cheers, I'm off for an apple.
Is that going to be O.K. with
everyone?
After that I'm going to
set outside and blatantly judge
people.
Screw this, I'm growing
another beard.