a spoonful of peanut butter can cure just about anything.

this can be:

Injuries: apply PB to infected/sore/bruised spot, allow 0-4 minutes to set, simply go about your day.

Bald Spots: PB can help to grow hair in those embarrassing spots. Spread with half mixture of reduced fat PB- half mixture of regular. This will allow the scalp pores to quickly absorb magical ingredients.

Tests/Homework: for all you High School/College kids out there. "Accidentally" spill PB on your document. Again, allow 0-4 minutes for it to set. Answers will magically appear on said document.

Flat tires: inject PB into tire with syringe, PB will coat damaged area. allow 10 minutes for solidification, inflate to 45 PSI, drive to dance club.

Blindness: pretty obvious here. Spread PB over effected eyes. (this time) PB will work instantly to relieve disability.

It's also been said that PB can be an everyday "substitute" for the following.
*Readers Note*
The following are strictly hear-say, and no scientific evidence or proof has come before the authors eyes.

Hair-gel
Fingernail polish remover
Toliet paper (didn't understand this one)
Cd Scratch remover
Toothpaste
Umbrella polish
Gasoline/Petrol


Painfully, thanks.